Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (; October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian, actor, writer, stage, film, radio, singer, television star and vaudeville performer. He is generally considered to have been a master of quick wit and one of America's greatest comedians.He made 13 feature films as...
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.
Just as the water of the streams we see is small in amount compared to that which flows underground, so the idealism which becomes visible is small in amount compared with what men and women bear locked in their hearts. . . . To unbind what is bound, to bring the underground waters to the surface: mankind is waiting and longing for such as can do that.
Have you not heard it said full oft, a woman's nay doth stand for naught.