It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides.

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.

—Unknown

Don't be a dick!

—Unknown

Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.

—Unknown

Sweet are the uses of adversity, which, like a toad, though ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in its head.

—Unknown

By courage I repel adversity.
(Adversa Virtute Repello)

—Unknown

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.

—Unknown

It is kind of strange watching your personal history become costume.

—George Burns

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.

—George Burns

The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.

—Franklin P. Jones