Samuel Levenson (December 28, 1911 – August 27, 1980) was an American humorist, writer, teacher, television host, and journalist.
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.