Samuel Levenson (December 28, 1911 – August 27, 1980) was an American humorist, writer, teacher, television host, and journalist.
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.