Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (; October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian, actor, writer, singer, stage, film, radio, television star and vaudeville performer. He is generally considered to have been a master of quick wit and one of America's greatest comedians.He made 13 feature films as...
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.