A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.

—Irish Proverb

Praise the young and they will flourish.

—Irish Proverb

The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.

—Irish Proverb

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

—Dick Gregory

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

—Charles Dickens

Christmas isn't a season. It's a feeling.

—Edna Ferber

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

—Kin Hubbard

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

—Phyllis Diller