Words calculated to catch everyone may catch no one.

If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever that search may lead us. The free mind is not a barking dog, to be tethered on a ten-foot chain.

—Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance.

—Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

There is a New America every morning when we wake up. It is upon us whether we will it or not.

—Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.

—Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

—Bob Hope

I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don't understand.

—Sir Edward Appleton

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

—Doug Larson

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

—George Carlin

What's another word for Thesaurus?

—Steven Wright