About George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, satirist, social critic, actor and author. Widely regarded as one of the greatest and most influential comedians of all time, he was known for his stand-up routines, combining elements of dark comedy and commentary...
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Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it; he that fears not, gives advantage to the danger.
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas; take your next trip in kilometers.
Men are stupid and women are crazy. And the reason women are so crazy is because men are so stupid.
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
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