I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
About Mitch Hedberg Mitchell Lee Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 30, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs.
More quotations from Mitch Hedberg I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor time sleep Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: music water whistling Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor water plants Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor gravity jewelry necklaces Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor time sleep Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: music water whistling Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor water plants Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down. —Mitch Hedberg More about this quote Tags: humor gravity jewelry necklaces Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email