Mitchell Lee Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 30, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs.
I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.