Mitchell Lee Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 30, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs.Hedberg's comedy and onstage persona gained him a cult following, with audience members...
I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.