About Mitch Hedberg
Mitchell Lee Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 30, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian. He was known for his one-liner comedy, characterized by surreal humor and his distinctive deadpan delivery, as well as his unconventional stage presence.
More quotations from Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
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I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap.
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
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