We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything.
—Thomas A. Edison
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
—Oscar Wilde
One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child.
—Randall Jarrell
He may be mad, but there's method in his madness. There nearly always is method in madness. It's what drives men mad, being methodical.
—G. K. Chesterton
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.
—Calvin Trillin
It's a poor sort of memory that only works backward.
—Lewis Carroll
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
—Rodney Dangerfield
I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it.
—Pablo Picasso
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.
—Dave Barry
There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
—Booth Tarkington
There are no facts, only interpretations.
—Friedrich Nietzsche
Lend yourself to others, but give yourself to yourself.
—Michel de Montaigne
I imagine that yes is the only living thing.
—e. e. cummings
While I relish our warm months, winter forms our character and brings out our best.
—Tom Allen
The continued existence of wildlife and wilderness is important to the quality of life of humans.
—Jim Fowler