Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (; October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian, actor, writer, and singer who performed in films and vaudeville on television, radio, and the stage. He was a master of quick wit and is considered one of America's greatest comedians.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.