Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (; October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian, actor, writer, and singer who performed in films and vaudeville on television, radio, and the stage. He is considered one of America's greatest comedians.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.