I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.

—Groucho Marx

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About Groucho Marx

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Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (; October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian, actor, comic vocalist and game show host who performed in vaudeville, Broadway, films, radio, and television. A master of the one-line retort, he is considered one of America's greatest comedians.

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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

—Groucho Marx

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I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

—Groucho Marx

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It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

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You don't take a photograph, you make it.

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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls, and they say, "Because it's such a beautiful animal. " There you go. Well, I think my mother's attractive, but I have photographs of her.

—Ellen DeGeneres

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