About Groucho Marx
Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (; October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian, actor, comic vocalist and game show host who performed in vaudeville, Broadway, films, radio, and television. A master of the one-line retort, he is considered one of America's greatest comedians.
More quotations from Groucho Marx
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
More quotations tagged with “military”
The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.
If I had ever learned to type, I never would have made brigadier general.
—Elizabeth Hoisington, one of the first two female U.S. Army officers to attain the rank
War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.
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