Outings are so much more fun when we can savor them through the children's eyes.
The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.
Do not teach your children never to be angry; teach them how to be angry.
Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests.
—The Little, Brown Book of Anecdotes