Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.
—Hobart Brown
How do you make a million? You start with $900,000.
—Stephen Lewis
The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.
—Peter Ustinov
I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.
—Jack Handey
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
—Aaron McGruder
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
—Fred Allen
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
—George Bernard Shaw
You can't buy a clean conscience.
—Jodi Picoult in Mercy
Pennies do not come from heaven. They have to be earned here on earth.
—Margaret Thatcher
Money can't buy you happiness, but happiness sure is a hell of a lot easier to find when you're not worried about where your next meal is coming from.
—Christina Lauren
Cocaine is God's way of saying that you're making too much money.
—Robin Williams
The fact is, being married to your job for some portion or all of your life, even if it does in some way inhibit romantic prospects, is not necessarily a terrible fate, provided that you are lucky enough to enjoy your work, or the money you earn at it, or the respect it garners you, or the people you do it with.
—Rebecca Traister in All the Single Ladies
My old man used to say you could be dollar-poor but emotionally rich if you had one good friend.
—Fern Michaels in The Guest List
Maybe money can't buy love—but it can get you practically everything else.
—Debbie Macomber in The Perfect Christmas
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.
—Evan Esar