America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Evan Esar

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Evan Esar (1899–1995) was an American humorist who wrote Esar's Comic Dictionary in 1943, Humorous English in 1961, and 20,000 Quips and Quotes in 1968.

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