When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?
People see God every day; they just don't recognize him.
Small amounts of philosophy lead to atheism, but larger amounts lead us back to God.
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.
—William Makepeace Thackeray
God answers all our prayers. Sometimes the answer is yes. Sometimes the answer is no. Sometimes the answer is "You've got to be kidding.
I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs.
I often pray, though I'm not really sure Anyone's listening; and I phrase it carefully, just in case He's literary.
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
God creates men, but they choose each other.
This only is denied to God: the power to undo the past.
At any rate, I am convinced that He [God] does not play dice.
O ye of little faith, who believe that somehow the birth of Christ is dependent upon acknowledgment in a circular from OfficeMax!
Or what about the statue in California currently said to be crying bloody tears? Why worry about the alleged weeping of a plaster effigy when so many actual human beings have reason to cry?
The gods too are fond of a joke.