Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.
There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park- like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand.
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
—H. L. Mencken
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.