Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others.
What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
—W. Clement Stone
Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
—W. C. Fields
My idea of being an outdoorsman is pulling the shade up on my window. After a few glasses of wine, I may even open the window, but never all the way.