Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others.
What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.
Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
—W. C. Fields
My idea of being an outdoorsman is pulling the shade up on my window. After a few glasses of wine, I may even open the window, but never all the way.