My idea of being an outdoorsman is pulling the shade up on my window. After a few glasses of wine, I may even open the window, but never all the way.

—John DeBellis

About John DeBellis

John DeBellis is an American writer, director and stand-up comedian best known for his work on Saturday Night Live and Politically Incorrect. In addition he wrote and directed the 2006 film Last Request and is a frequent contributor to The Huffington Post.

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    My idea of being an outdoorsman is pulling the shade up on my window.  After a few glasses of wine, I may even open the window, but never all the way.