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Woody Allen

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Woody Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; November 30, 1935) is an American filmmaker, actor, writer, and comedian. In a career spanning more than seven decades, he has written for film, television, and theater. As a screenwriter, Allen holds the record of most wins (3) and nominations (16) for the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. In addition to his four Academy Awards, he has also received numerous other accolades, including ten BAFTA Awards, two Golden Globe Awards, a Grammy Award, and nominations for an Emmy Award and a Tony Award. He received an Honorary Golden Lion in 1995, the BAFTA Fellowship in 1997, an Honorary Palme d'Or in 2002, and the Golden Globe Cecil B. DeMille Award in 2014. Two of his films have been inducted into the National Film Registry by the Library of Congress.

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Quotes from Woody Allen

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

—Woody Allen

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

—Woody Allen

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.

—Woody Allen

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

—Woody Allen

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

—Woody Allen

I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

—Woody Allen