Harlan Miller (born June 20, 1994) is an American football safety for the Massachusetts Pirates of the Indoor Football League (IFL). He played college football at Southeastern Louisiana, and was drafted by the Arizona Cardinals in the sixth round of the 2016 NFL Draft.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
—Samuel Johnson in The History of Rasselas, Prince of Abissinia
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.