Harlan Miller (born June 20, 1994) is an American professional football safety who is currently a free agent. He most recently played for the Massachusetts Pirates of the Indoor Football League (IFL). He played college football for the Southeastern Louisiana Lions, and was selected by the Arizona Cardinals in the...
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
—Samuel Johnson in The History of Rasselas, Prince of Abissinia
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