Harlan Miller (born June 20, 1994) is an American former professional football safety. He most recently played for the Massachusetts Pirates of the Indoor Football League (IFL). He played college football for the Southeastern Louisiana Lions, and was selected by the Arizona Cardinals in the sixth round of the 2016...
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
—Samuel Johnson in The History of Rasselas, Prince of Abissinia
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.