George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor, narrator, and author. Regarded as one of the most important and influential comedians of all time, he was dubbed "the dean of counterculture comedians". He was known for his dark comedy...
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas; take your next trip in kilometers.
The earth is like a spaceship that didn't come with an operating manual.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.