About George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, satirist, social critic, actor and author. Widely regarded as one of the greatest and most influential comedians of all time, he was known for his stand-up routines, combining elements of dark comedy and commentary...
More quotations from George Carlin
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it; he that fears not, gives advantage to the danger.
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas; take your next trip in kilometers.
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The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness.
The earth is like a spaceship that didn't come with an operating manual.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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