George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor, and author. Regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comedians of all time, he was dubbed "the dean of counterculture comedians". He was known for his dark comedy...
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas; take your next trip in kilometers.
The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon.