Rita Rudner (born September 17, 1953) is an American comedian. Beginning her career as a Broadway dancer, Rudner noticed the lack of female comedians in New York City and turned to stand-up comedy, where she has performed for over three decades. Her performance on a variety of HBO specials and...
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
—Kate Jacobs in The Friday Night Knitting Club
The truest characters of ignorance are vanity and pride and arrogance.