About Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner (born September 17, 1953) is an American comedian. Beginning her career as a Broadway dancer, Rudner noticed the lack of female comedians in New York City and turned to stand-up comedy, where she has performed for over three decades. Her performance on a variety of HBO specials and...
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
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If those who owe us nothing gave us nothing, how poor we would be.
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Some people think they are worth a lot of money just because they have it.
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It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people.