About Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner (born September 17, 1953) is an American comedian. Beginning her career as a Broadway dancer, Rudner noticed the lack of female comedians in New York City and turned to stand-up comedy, where she has performed for over three decades. Her performance on a variety of HBO specials and...
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My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.
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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
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Sir Francis Drake circumcized the world with a hundred-foot clipper.
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?