I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

—Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner (born September 17, 1953) is an American stand-up comedian and actress. Beginning her career as a Broadway actress, Rudner noticed the lack of female comedians in New York City and turned to stand-up comedy, where she has performed for over three decades. Her performance on a variety of...

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