About Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner (born September 17, 1953) is an American stand-up comedian and actress. Beginning her career as a Broadway actress, Rudner noticed the lack of female comedians in New York City and turned to stand-up comedy, where she has performed for over three decades. Her performance on a variety of...
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My mother buried three husbands—and two of them were only napping.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
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