Sir Francis Drake circumcized the world with a hundred-foot clipper. —Unknown history student More about this quote Tags: humor misunderstanding Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations tagged with “humor” Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night. —Charlie Brown in Charles Schulz's Peanuts More about this quote Tags: humor time wrong regret Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you've felt that way. —Charles Bukowski More about this quote Tags: humor memory morning making it Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? —W. Clement Stone More about this quote Tags: humor wine lunch Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add. —Steven Wright More about this quote Tags: humor science water Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. —Phyllis Diller More about this quote Tags: humor relationships fighting Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night. —Charlie Brown in Charles Schulz's Peanuts More about this quote Tags: humor time wrong regret Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you've felt that way. —Charles Bukowski More about this quote Tags: humor memory morning making it Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? —W. Clement Stone More about this quote Tags: humor wine lunch Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add. —Steven Wright More about this quote Tags: humor science water Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. —Phyllis Diller More about this quote Tags: humor relationships fighting Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email