More quotations tagged with “humor”
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night.
—Charlie Brown in Charles Schulz's Peanuts
Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you've felt that way.
—Charles Bukowski
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
—W. Clement Stone
I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
—Steven Wright
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
—Phyllis Diller