About Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner (born September 17, 1953) is an American comedian. Beginning her career as a Broadway dancer, Rudner noticed the lack of female comedians in New York City and turned to stand-up comedy, where she has performed for over three decades. Her performance on a variety of HBO specials and...
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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
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Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
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Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.