About Woody Allen
Woody Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; November 30, 1935) is an American filmmaker, actor, writer, and comedian. In a career spanning more than seven decades, he has written for film, television, and theater. As a screenwriter, Allen holds the record of most wins (3) and nominations (16) for the Academy...
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I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.