On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

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Woody Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; November 30, 1935) is an American filmmaker, actor, writer, and comedian. In a career spanning more than seven decades, he has written for film, television, and theater. As a screenwriter, Allen holds the record of most wins (3) and nominations (16) for the Academy...

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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

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I'm not the heroic type. I was beaten up by Quakers.

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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

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Human beings cling to their delicious tyrannies and to their exquisite nonsense, till death stares them in the face.

—Sydney Smith

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The scariest thing in the world is thinking someone you love is going to die.

—Jodi Picoult in Lone Wolf

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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

—H. L. Mencken

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I don't know what it is about death that makes it so hard. I suppose it's the one-sided communication; the fact that we never get to ask our loved one if she suffered, if she is happy wherever she is now… if she is somewhere. It's the question mark that comes with death that we can't face, not the period.

—Jodi Picoult in The Storyteller

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If you're condemned to death they have to give you one last meal of your choice. What is that all about? A group of people plans to kill you, so they want you to eat something you like? Do they think the food part will take your mind off the dying part? Or do they prefer to kill you when you're just coming off a peak experience and full of positive energy?

—George Carlin

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