George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor, narrator, and author. Regarded as one of the most important and influential comedians of all time, he was dubbed "the dean of counterculture comedians". He was known for his dark comedy...
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
What would I have said to him if I'd known I would never see him again?
—Jennifer Niven in All the Bright Places