George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor, narrator, and author. Regarded as one of the most important and influential comedians of all time, he was dubbed "the dean of counterculture comedians". He was known for his dark comedy...
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
—Groucho Marx in Groucho And Me
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.