Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.

About Jay Leno

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James Douglas Muir Leno ( LEN-oh; born April 28, 1950) is an American television host, comedian, writer and actor. After doing stand-up comedy for years, Leno was chosen in 1992 to replace Johnny Carson as the host of NBC's The Tonight Show; Leno hosted The Tonight Show until September 2009...

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Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

This problem with illegal immigration is nothing new. In fact, the Indians had a special name for it. They called it "white people.

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If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed.

You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh—it's as simple as that.

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