This problem with illegal immigration is nothing new. In fact, the Indians had a special name for it. They called it "white people.

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About Jay Leno

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James Douglas Muir Leno ( LEN-oh; born April 28, 1950) is an American television host, comedian, writer and actor. After doing stand-up comedy for years, Leno was chosen in 1992 to replace Johnny Carson as the host of NBC's The Tonight Show; Leno hosted The Tonight Show until September 2009...

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If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed.

You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh—it's as simple as that.

If you trust Google more than your doctor then maybe it's time to switch doctors.

Whenever there's one of these bogus shortages, the oil companies give you those stupid brochures, "Fifty Ways to Save Energy." They spill 80 million gallons in Alaska and they want you to go to the bathroom in the dark.

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

—Billy Connolly

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Sit at the feet of the master long enough, and they'll start to smell.

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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes: "No hablo inglés.

—Ronnie Shakes

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Life is tough, and if you have the ability to laugh at it you have the ability to enjoy it.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

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