About Jay Leno
James Douglas Muir Leno ( LEN-oh; born April 28, 1950) is an American television host, comedian, writer and actor. After doing stand-up comedy for years, Leno was chosen in 1992 to replace Johnny Carson as the host of NBC's The Tonight Show; Leno hosted The Tonight Show until September 2009...
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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed.
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
If you trust Google more than your doctor then maybe it's time to switch doctors.
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I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.
I always wanted to be the last guy on Earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me.