About Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngman (March 16, 1906 – February 24, 1998) was an American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner", his best known being "Take my wife... please".
More quotations from Henny Youngman
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up—they have no holidays.
More quotations tagged with “success”
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time.
If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
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If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.