The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Tags: marriage secret Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
About Henny Youngman Henry "Henny" Youngman (March 16, 1906 – February 24, 1998) was an English-born American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner", his best known being "Take my wife... please".
More quotations from Henny Youngman When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Tags: humor place medicine Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Tags: humor reading learning knowledge alcohol drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Tags: humor place medicine Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Tags: humor reading learning knowledge alcohol drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations tagged with “secret” The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well. —Horace Walpole More about this quote Tags: life interest secret Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Penetrate deeply into the secret existence of anyone about you, even of the man or woman whom you count happiest, and you will come upon things they spend all their efforts to hide. Fair as the exterior may be, if you go in, you will find bare places, heaps of rubbish that can never be taken away, cold hearths, desolate altars, and windows veiled with cobwebs. —Myrtle Reed More about this quote Tags: happiness depth secret hiding Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Our inventions mirror our secret wishes. —Lawrence Durrell More about this quote Tags: invention wishes secret Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email And now I have to confess the unpardonable and the scandalous. I am a happy man. And I am going to tell you the secret of my happiness. It is quite simple. I love mankind. I love love. I hate hate. I try to understand and accept. —Jean Cocteau More about this quote Tags: love hate happiness secret scandal Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email In this very breath that we take now lies the secret that all great teachers try to tell us. —Peter Matthiessen More about this quote Tags: wisdom focus secret breath meditation teachers Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well. —Horace Walpole More about this quote Tags: life interest secret Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Penetrate deeply into the secret existence of anyone about you, even of the man or woman whom you count happiest, and you will come upon things they spend all their efforts to hide. Fair as the exterior may be, if you go in, you will find bare places, heaps of rubbish that can never be taken away, cold hearths, desolate altars, and windows veiled with cobwebs. —Myrtle Reed More about this quote Tags: happiness depth secret hiding Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Our inventions mirror our secret wishes. —Lawrence Durrell More about this quote Tags: invention wishes secret Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
And now I have to confess the unpardonable and the scandalous. I am a happy man. And I am going to tell you the secret of my happiness. It is quite simple. I love mankind. I love love. I hate hate. I try to understand and accept. —Jean Cocteau More about this quote Tags: love hate happiness secret scandal Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
In this very breath that we take now lies the secret that all great teachers try to tell us. —Peter Matthiessen More about this quote Tags: wisdom focus secret breath meditation teachers Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email