I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Henny Youngman

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Henry "Henny" Youngman (March 16, 1906 – February 24, 1998) was an English-born American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner", his best known being "Take my wife... please".

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