The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
About Henny Youngman Henry "Henny" Youngman (March 16, 1906 – February 24, 1998) was an English-born American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner", his best known being "Take my wife... please".
More quotations from Henny Youngman The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Tags: marriage secret Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Tags: humor place medicine Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Tags: marriage secret Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Tags: humor place medicine Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email