When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
About Henny Youngman Henry "Henny" Youngman (March 16, 1906 – February 24, 1998) was an English-born American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner", his best known being "Take my wife... please".
More quotations from Henny Youngman When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Tags: humor place medicine Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Tags: humor reading learning knowledge alcohol drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Tags: humor drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Tags: humor place medicine Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Tags: humor reading learning knowledge alcohol drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. —Henny Youngman More about this quote Tags: humor drinking Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email