About Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngman (March 16, 1906 – February 24, 1998) was an American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner", his best known being "Take my wife... please".
More quotations from Henny Youngman
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
More quotations tagged with “atheism”
The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank.
Small amounts of philosophy lead to atheism, but larger amounts lead us back to God.
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.