About Emo Philips
Emo Philips (born Philip Soltanec, February 7, 1956) is an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer, and producer. His stand-up comedy persona makes use of paraprosdokians spoken in a wandering falsetto tone of voice. The confused, childlike delivery of his material produces the intended comic timing in a manner invoking the...
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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You have to wait ten days to buy a gun in LA. I can't stay mad that long.