About Woody Allen
Woody Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; November 30, 1935) is an American filmmaker, actor, writer, and comedian. In a career spanning more than seven decades, he has written for film, television, and theater. As a screenwriter, Allen holds the record of most wins (3) and nominations (16) for the Academy...
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering—and it's all over much too soon.
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.
Maybe money can't buy love—but it can get you practically everything else.
My old man used to say you could be dollar-poor but emotionally rich if you had one good friend.
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