John Florence Sullivan (May 31, 1894 – March 17, 1956), known professionally as Fred Allen, was an American comedian. His absurdist, topically pointed radio program The Fred Allen Show (1932–1949) made him one of the most popular and forward-looking humorists in the Golden Age of American radio.His best-remembered gag was...
Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done.
There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee.
A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.