Oscar Levant (December 27, 1906 – August 14, 1972) was an American concert pianist, composer, conductor, author, radio game show panelist, television talk show host, comedian, and actor. He had roles in the films Rhapsody in Blue (1945), The Barkleys of Broadway (1949), An American in Paris (1951), and The...
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.